The Devil Made Me do it but who made the kdog write it?

I, Phil the Younger Elder am the alter ego of Phil the Elder so don't blame him. However we have a very famous writer in our midst.. the Limerick King of the South. Since these are being passed around the Internet already, I thought I should share our spoils with the family.

Way to go, KDOG!! I will leave it to you to explain yourself and the poetic muses and the frame/contest that inspired and engulfed your mind:

Let Jean Wall out of jail?

I will not come up with her bail.

She is wily and mean,

A notorious fiend,

But only when cheap lies prevail.

Kelly Ward

Please let Jean out of jail.

I would gladly come up with her bail.

Not guilty, but pure

A saint, I assure –

Her heart as big as a whale.

Kelly Ward